Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Where do termites go camping?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
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