Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

How does a barber get to work?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?