I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?