Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?