When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?