What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Which state has the best streets?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Where do cows go on vacation?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?