Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do you talk to a giant?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?