What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why are cars magic?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?