What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?