Why did the whale cross the road?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What vegetables make the best music?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?