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What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Which cats have the best manners?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why is winter considered holy?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?