What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why was the bee sad?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?