What cocktail will give you a black eye?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the frog starve?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the goal post get angry?