What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why do math teachers love March?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why are cars magic?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?