What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why are English teachers so smart?