What do ducks have for lunch?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do little fish love to play with?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

How do scientists grow fruit?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why is a computer so smart?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What animal always goes to heaven?