Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why are cowboys always religious?