What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Where do religious school children practice sports?