What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
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