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Why are all priests fit?

Where is the coldest place to work?

How do you arrest a pig?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?