What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
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