What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How can you make 7 even?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?