Which elf is the best singer?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What style of music weighs the most?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why was the dog overweight?