Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What bird is losing its hair?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call hiking college students?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What does a dog say before eating?