Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?