What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why was the cat so small?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?