What fish only swims at night?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's a henway?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?