Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why are goats so funny?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?