Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What words make the best athletes?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which relative loves rice?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
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