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Why are frogs always happy?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

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What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

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Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

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How do you add one to ten to get nine?

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