Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Families are like fudge.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
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