What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?