What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What sport do horses love to play?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
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