What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
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