Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why are boxers good comedians?