What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
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