Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?