What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
How does a taco bless the table?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
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