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How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What sweet treat never panics?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

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What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?