Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How do snowmen get information?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why are turtles so shy?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
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