What animal styles their hair every day?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What are you studying in math?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?