Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
When do cows get tired?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What vegetables make the best music?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What animal loves a baseball game?
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