What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?