Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What is the wealthiest fish?