How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Who invented fractions?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Where does Superman park his cars?