Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What do you get when two plants kiss?