Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
Why was the cat so small?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
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