Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are books always so angry?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
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