Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Where do books sleep?

What vehicles are in the best shape?