What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?