How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?