What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do naked fish play with?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What animal loves Indian food?