Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?