What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do math teachers eat?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

My leaf blower doesn't work.