Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?