Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?