How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?