Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?