Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?