Why are baseball games at night?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What animal likes to party the most?

The museum curator needed a break.

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why are trees always so positive?