What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?