What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What car does Yoda® drive?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Which hot drink loves golf?