Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

How does dinner smell?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?