What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How do billboards talk?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
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