When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?