What is a golfer's favorite bird?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?