Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Which president loved to take baths?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why did the professor write on the window?