Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did one plate say to the other?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
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