What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What bird is always sad?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why is furniture so generous?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why do rhinos charge?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?