Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
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