What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

How did the tree get lost?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?