What animal loves Indian food?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What does a dog say before eating?

What table can you never sit at?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

How long will dinner be?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

How does a cow do math?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What birds always travel in twos?

What is a tire's stance on economics?