What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?