Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?