What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Where would you find an elephant?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?