What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?