Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why are books always so angry?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?