Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do you talk to a giant?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
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