Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What animal always goes to heaven?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

How can you make 7 even?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What kind of bird can write?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?