Why are fish such good architects?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why do kids love theater classes?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What's a horse's favorite car?