What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you give a sick pig?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why did the goal post get angry?