Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where does laundry go to college?
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