What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why are grandkids so great?