Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Which cats love to be petted?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
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