Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
The museum curator needed a break.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
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