What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What birds always travel in twos?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why are computers so good at golf?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What's black and white and red all over?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What did summer say to spring?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What is the smallest lion?