Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
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What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
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Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
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