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Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?