What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Take steps to avoid them.
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How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
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