What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What food is a man's best friend?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do fleas travel?

Which animal will never go bald?