Where do books sleep?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why do bees buzz?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call a retired cowboy?