Which musician loves to make chili?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Which is the worst season?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What is the emptiest holiday?