Did Eve have a date with Adam?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why are winter days great?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?