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What do nosey peppers do?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?