Guitarists are so stressed out.

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

How did the toad die?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What are you studying in math?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?