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What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What sport are eggs the best at?

How does dinner smell?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why do cubes make great referees?