Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What car can't keep a secret?