Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

When should you start writing a book?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What games do ants play with elephants?