What did the calf play in the school band?

Which subject has two parts?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What is a spider's favorite book?