What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?