What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call two birds in love?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Who invented fractions?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
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