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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

A book just fell on my head.

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Where are average things manufactured?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?