What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

The museum curator needed a break.

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

How do automobiles fly?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call a peanut in space?