What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?