What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Puppy chow.
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Which animals make the best football players?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why are cars magic?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
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