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Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

How do you arrest a pig?