What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why are books always so angry?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why are puppies so flexible?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why is winter considered holy?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

How do scientists freshen their breath?