Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you get when two plants kiss?