What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which state has the best streets?
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