What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
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