What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What condiment has wings?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?