Why did the peach come home from work early?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?