What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why didn't the melons get married?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?