What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
Why was the bunny upset?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why are winter days great?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
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