What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What day do hands always go to church?
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