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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?