Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?