What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
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