What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What is a sheep's favorite game?