What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
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What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
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