What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?