What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
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