What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which fly makes films?
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