What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
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Why do bees buzz?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
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When fish play football, who is the captain?
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How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
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