What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How does a barber get to work?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
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