What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
Bears love exotic cars.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What nationality are most fish?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
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