What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
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