What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?