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Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you give a pony with a cold?