What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why was the bunny upset?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why was the cat so small?

What do cats wear to work?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?