What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did the confused bee say?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?