Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?