Where do belly buttons go to college?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?