How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What's a forklift?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?