Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Who invented fractions?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's a henway?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?