What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?