Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?