I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Are baby skunks cute?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?