When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
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