What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?