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What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

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Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What is blue and not heavy?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

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What did the sickly elevator say?