Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which family member has tusks?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
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