Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
How was the wedding?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
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