What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?