Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What horn never makes a sound?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why was the bunny upset?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Which elf is the best singer?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?