What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did the bread do on vacation?